My first cup of kawphy in any given day is a freebie. Well, I still have to pay for it, probably, but I don’t have to exert myself unduly to get it.
If it develops that further kawphy is warranted, necessary, or just plain desirable, then I am required to walk for at least twenty minutes, that I might deserve it. (I say this now, since it’s such a nice day outside. The radio’s been threatening 3-5 inches of snow accumulation tonight, so it’s possible that this rule will be suspended until real spring.)
Further cups of kawphy beyond the second will require proportionately greater effort.
Note that, for the purposes of this rule, “kawphy” is defined as a caffeinated suspension: coffee, tea, hot chocolate, etc. I suppose I should really count caffeinated soft drinks (the only ones I generally drink these days, since good ginger ale doesn’t exist in this country), so let’s do that too.
An exception is made for weekends, when a bodum of coffee or pot of tea in a day is considered free.