My computer at work won’t turn on today. It’s done this is the past, but now it looks like it means it. So I’ve got my laptop in the office, which isn’t quite as useful because it has less screen space and more distractions on it.
The sign at one of the family restaurants in town said:
BLACK ANGUS
JUMBO SHRIMP
EVERY SUNDAY
and my first thought was something like “Those damned purveyors of GMOs, will they stop at nothing?!”
That is all.